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This coronavirus is the strangest virus I’ve ever heard of…

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June 15, 2020
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Had to let people know

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I’ve ever heard of.

It’s very dangerous in the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at Home Depot. It can wreak havoc in churches; praying people are exceptionally vulnerable! Although it’s mind-boggling how it vanishes when people stand close together holding signs, destroying businesses, homes, property, monuments, etc. Yet, standing to watch a marathon or a concert triggers its wrath.

It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at Kohl’s but not at Target. It is non-alcoholic. It can’t spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but it can’t survive on Dunkin Donuts coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of joe is safe.

It is the most curious thing, how it lives on basketballs, baseball bats and ballet bars, but dies on WWE ropes and Walmart shopping carts. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers.

It’s so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people gathered but it knows when the 11th person shows up, so be careful if that’s you.! It even knows what you want vs. what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it, but if you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out of hiding and wreaks havoc upon the populations. It also requires dine-in restaurants to have a shorter menu and you use real plates but only plastic forks and spoons.

Whoever heard of such a clever, sneaky virus?!?

 

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Comments 18

  1. SMH says:
    5 years ago

    Guess you don’t know anyone who has had the virus do you? Aren’t you a lucky person? Hope that you remain this lucky because I don’t think you are going to get any smarter any time soon….

    • Jim Smith says:
      5 years ago

      This may have struck a nerve with you, but you have to admit that it’s spot-on! The inconsistencies of mask/no mask, gloves/no gloves, some stores can open while others cannot, etc. Coronavirus definitely exists, but it’s certainly not as widespread as the Left/Media would have you to believe. Influenza is FAR more prevalent, but folks basically do NOTHING to safeguard against it, other than an annual flu vaccination.

      • SMH says:
        5 years ago

        The flu does not kill 115,000 people in 3 months…. again, you apparently don’t know anyone that has died from it. I do. If I have to go into ANY building, I am wearing a mask. You are just concerned about the election in the fall and that your man won’t win. Forget about the people who have died because YOU don’t know them. They don’t count….

        • Jim Smith says:
          5 years ago

          Coronavirus didn’t kill 115,000 people in 3 months either. The CDC and several states, including NY and Washington, retracted their initial Covid death numbers. It didn’t matter if someone had terminal cancer and less than 24 hours to live. If they tested positive, even if they were asymptomatic, it was still ruled as a Covid death in order to get the federal $ tied to a Covid death. Some areas inflated the numbers over 300%. Again, I’m not saying Covid isn’t real. I’m not saying it isn’t bad if you get it. I am saying we have less than a 2% chance of getting it, but the nation has gone nuts with their Socialist style guidelines. It is a political tactic in an election year.

        • Philmcb says:
          5 years ago

          If you care to try to find it because they keep it hard to find, check out total deaths per year (try 2019) for ALL communicable diseases, your going to be presented with a number of deaths that make COVID look insignificant

          • gail mazzotta says:
            5 years ago

            Don’t let the people who never study get you down. Keep fighting. They wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them in the ass!

    • Will Silly says:
      5 years ago

      What an ignorant comment.

      • Will Silly says:
        5 years ago

        My reply was meant for smh. Not Jim Smith. Sorry if there was confusion about that.

    • Joseph M says:
      5 years ago

      I had the virus in March 28 to April 2 No fever, no cough but body aches, fatigue and loss of smell. Because of no fever, couldn’t get a test. Paid for a blood test 3 weeks later and donated convalescent plasma. My wife and 14 year old son tested negative.

      • Queen D The Truthseeker says:
        5 years ago

        So how do you know you had “it” if you had no symptoms and what would make you go get tested if you had no symptoms….just a thought…False Positives are more common than the mainstream reports. It’s even coming out that people who haven’t even been tested are getting calls saying they are “positive”.

        How can anyone believe this with all the inconsistencies and why do people think that if you see the inconsistencies and speak out about them that you are a Trump supporter. I am not Republican or Democrat. Both parties are two wings of the same bird. The sooner people realize that the better off society will be.

        • Me Me Me says:
          5 years ago

          He said he paid for a test 3 weeks later.. Obviously it would have show antibodies. Although he could have had it before that period.. And been completely asymptomatic and that was a different infection. It’s possible

    • John Derek Mitchell says:
      5 years ago

      I most certainly do. Even know a couple that have “died” because of it. Nevermind their pesky conditions that they have been struggling with for years like Cancer. Or that thing that gets us ALL in the end, age. Or how about that heart blockage? Oh what about the other half dozen that never even had to go to the Doctor much less get strapped onto an intubator. This entire pandemic has been used from the beginning as a political tool. The evidence is out there. From REAL Experts with no financial incentives.

  2. KAG says:
    5 years ago

    the orange clown is telling his sheep the virus is nothing but a hoax and they swallow it

    • Greenbean says:
      5 years ago

      Whatever. If it keeps those child murdering democrats out, that’s all that matters.

      • KAG says:
        5 years ago

        after almost 40 years of the republican’s going to overturn roe vs wade and 3 and a half years of the orange clown have you ever wonder why they have not done it?
        just maybe they don’t want to just think what else would they run on ?
        I guess they are going after your guns
        just remember this the republicans have controlled the court for the last 50+ years they have bought you roe vs wade same sex marriage and just last week protection for the gays and trans

    • Meskate says:
      5 years ago

      They swallow every inch of his ignorance.

  3. Ron Kaura says:
    5 years ago

    The author is Ron Kaura. The proof is here if you need it: https://www.uslivetoday.com/how-strangely-it-behaves/

  4. Cy says:
    5 years ago

    I know several people who’ve had the virus and it helped see my grandad off…
    Still think this is class though. 👍

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